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Series Recap: Fastlane – Pilot

(Note from the Twins: As much as we love Fastlane as a whole, not every episode deserves its own individual recap.  Therefore, some episodes will be recapped together, while our FAVORITES will have posts of their own!  Some categories apply to the season as a whole, and will only be noted in this post, and will be noted with a **.)

-Show: Fastlane

-**Year/s: 2002-2003

-**Character: Donovan “Van” Ray

-**What is the Series About? Per Wikipedia:

Van Ray and Deaqon Hayes are two mismatched cops teamed together by shady vixen police lieutenant, Wilhelmina “Billie” Chambers, in a secretive undercover division of the Los Angeles Police Department. Operating with the motto “Everything we seize, we keep. Everything we keep, we use,” their base of operations is the “Candy Store”—a warehouse containing a fortune in confiscated cars, clothes, weapons and everything else needed to blend into the seedy criminal underworld of Los Angeles. Given criminal covers, the officers use all of the resources at their disposal to apprehend dangerous miscreants while walking the line between cop and criminal, in a close relation to the Miami Vice series.

Per the Twins: CopFach wears a limited amount of clothing, barely adheres to the thin blue line of morality by banging female perp after perp, and had the awesomest bromance with Bill Bellamy EVAR!!!!  And then add in the multiple celebrity cameos, explosions galore, and rock-star cinematic style…Fastlane was DA BOMB!  (Even if the original soundtrack has now gone bye-bye.)

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Foxfire: A Mini-Recap

-Film: Foxfire

-Year: 1996

-Character: Ethan Bixby

-Amount of Screentime: A nice little chunk at the beginning, then he pops up here and there until he suddenly disappears.

-Summary in Fifty Words or Less: We broke the Naked Time-o-meter.  AND the WTF?!?-o-meter.  ’nuff said.  Here’s to the awesomest film intro EVER!!!

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Series Recap: Damages

-Show: Damages

-Year/s: 2007 (Season 1)

-Character: Gregory Malina

-What is the Series About? Per Wikipedia:

The series revolves around the brilliant, ruthless lawyer, Patty Hewes (Glenn Close), her protégée, Ellen Parsons (Rose Byrne), and the law firm, Hewes & Associates (located in New York City). Each season features a major case that Hewes and her firm take on, while also examining a chapter of the complicated relationship between Ellen and Patty. The series is also known for its depiction of the season-long cases both from the law firm’s point of view and from the target’s point of view.

Per the Twins: Um, lawyers being sneaky and underhanded, billionaire CEOs ripping off the little guy, and more double-crossing than you can shake a stick at!

I may look like I care, but I graduated top of my class in EEEEEEEEEEVIL!

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Series Recap: Six Feet Under

-Show: Six Feet Under

-Year/s: 2004 and 2005 (Seasons Four and Five)

-Character: Jimmy

-What is the Series About?  Per Wikipedia:

The series chronicles the Fisher family of funeral directors who struggle with relationships and their own personal demons while trying to maintain a small funeral home.

An all-American family with corpses in the basement…

Per the Twins: A bunch of whiny annoying people run (and live in) their family funeral home business, including Claire who made us want to stab our computer screens.  But PFach is in it!

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Supernova

Film: Supernova

Year: 2000

Character: Troy/Karl Larson

Summary: Somewhere deep in space, in the future, there is a medical ship packed chock-full of big-name stars.  It just kinda floats around aimlessly until they get a distress call, then they’re off to the rescue, trashing their ship in the process.  But they’re gonna find out that rescuing Troy Larson and what he smuggled on board in his carry-on luggage was the worst thing they could have done.

There is no way this would have gotten through TSA security, just sayin’…

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Tempted

-Film: Tempted

-Year: 2001

-Character: Jimmy Mulate

-Summary: On the one hand, we have a whodunnit murder mystery with a couple of predictable side-plots.  On the other hand we have NAKED TIME WITH PFACH AND THE PICTURES TO PROVE IT!  WHOO-HOO, LET’S GO!!!

Goddammit, you told me you erased those pictures!

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