(Note From the Twins: If you haven’t read our first Fastlane post, clickity here to read all the “this applies to all the rest of the Fastlane posts” or else you’ll be missing A LOT!)
-Show: Fastlane
-Episode: “Ryde or Die”
-Fachs: CopFach
-Naked Time: Not naked-time but YUP, some other chick jamming her hands down Van’s pants. /deja-vu Oh, and we almost forgot THIS…
“Right, like the twins almost forgot THIS!!!”
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-Show: Fastlane
-Episode: “Things Done Changed”
HAHAHAHAHA I AM “SUGAR AND SPICE” ALL UP IN HERE! PLUS STRIP CLUBS AND MINUS THE CHEERLEADERS!!!
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-Show: Fastlane
-Episode: “Gone Native”
-Fachs: CopFach
-Naked Time: Exhibit A
Wet shirtlessness ahoy!
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-Show: Fastlane
-Episode: “Girls Own Juice”
-Fachs: CopFach, of course, and a new one that will remain pretty steady throughout this show…LadiesManFach!
-Naked Time: Not this time around, although yet ANOTHER female perp frisks Van and jams her hands down the front of his pants. We’re sensing a trend here.
“Is that a wad of cash in your pants or are you just happy to…oh…I guess it IS a wad of cash!!!”
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(Note from the Twins: As much as we love Fastlane as a whole, not every episode deserves its own individual recap. Therefore, some episodes will be recapped together, while our FAVORITES will have posts of their own! Some categories apply to the season as a whole, and will only be noted in this post, and will be noted with a **.)
-Show: Fastlane
-**Year/s: 2002-2003
-**Character: Donovan “Van” Ray
-**What is the Series About? Per Wikipedia:
Van Ray and Deaqon Hayes are two mismatched cops teamed together by shady vixen police lieutenant, Wilhelmina “Billie” Chambers, in a secretive undercover division of the Los Angeles Police Department. Operating with the motto “Everything we seize, we keep. Everything we keep, we use,” their base of operations is the “Candy Store”—a warehouse containing a fortune in confiscated cars, clothes, weapons and everything else needed to blend into the seedy criminal underworld of Los Angeles. Given criminal covers, the officers use all of the resources at their disposal to apprehend dangerous miscreants while walking the line between cop and criminal, in a close relation to the Miami Vice series.
Per the Twins: CopFach wears a limited amount of clothing, barely adheres to the thin blue line of morality by banging female perp after perp, and had the awesomest bromance with Bill Bellamy EVAR!!!! And then add in the multiple celebrity cameos, explosions galore, and rock-star cinematic style…Fastlane was DA BOMB! (Even if the original soundtrack has now gone bye-bye.)
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-Show: Damages
-Year/s: 2007 (Season 1)
-Character: Gregory Malina
-What is the Series About? Per Wikipedia:
The series revolves around the brilliant, ruthless lawyer, Patty Hewes (Glenn Close), her protégée, Ellen Parsons (Rose Byrne), and the law firm, Hewes & Associates (located in New York City). Each season features a major case that Hewes and her firm take on, while also examining a chapter of the complicated relationship between Ellen and Patty. The series is also known for its depiction of the season-long cases both from the law firm’s point of view and from the target’s point of view.
Per the Twins: Um, lawyers being sneaky and underhanded, billionaire CEOs ripping off the little guy, and more double-crossing than you can shake a stick at!
I may look like I care, but I graduated top of my class in EEEEEEEEEEVIL!
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-Show: Six Feet Under
-Year/s: 2004 and 2005 (Seasons Four and Five)
-Character: Jimmy
-What is the Series About? Per Wikipedia:
The series chronicles the Fisher family of funeral directors who struggle with relationships and their own personal demons while trying to maintain a small funeral home.
An all-American family with corpses in the basement…
Per the Twins: A bunch of whiny annoying people run (and live in) their family funeral home business, including Claire who made us want to stab our computer screens. But PFach is in it!
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